School vs College School : Pencil, rubber, sharpener, scale !! College : Ek ball pen wo bhi friends se cheena huya School : Class mein enter hone se pehle : Ma'am may i come in College : Bina baithe hi Mobile kaan se laga k class se bahar !! School : Bag mein har subject ki books !! College : Yaar ek paper toh phad ke dede School : Class test mein Star !! College : Full moon hi naseeb hota hai mere yaar !! School : Listen I like her !! College : Sambhal ke dekh saale, bhabi hai teri School : Yaar Kal Test hai, Mai chutti maar lunga beemar honeka bahaana le ke College : (Next Day) Oye sun aaj bunk pe chalen ;)